1. A disease, a disorder, or an ailment.
2. An unwholesome condition: the malady of discontent.
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I'm drunk. I am so incredibbly drunk. La la lalalalaa.... La. So so drunk. We went to the Flame. Lots of lesbians. David is the straight boy hanging onm me. Drunk drunkxrunksdrriutyfjbgfc.... Kelly is sober. David wants picturezs of tiiiitay. We're watching porm. Pron is so so so sossssoooo funny. So wer'e watching porn. Lalalala... Really really drunk..... let me tell you. "I'm such a big slut. Fuck me in the ass, baby." I have green X's on my hand. Yay. Iwasn't supposed to dsrink. There's a pussy on me. A cat. The russian. Our cat. Our son. Our baby. rdURNK... dID i MENTION THAT? dRUNK. Oops. Caps ewre on. Sorry about that. I have a cat on my back.... Claws. Ooopppss... David says he has the feeling he just got fucked. Whoo whoo.... Cute cat and all. He needs a piot. I think I'm going to throw up, yo. Kelly wants to fuck me. Lots. Lots of fucking. Fuckity fuckfuckfuck. Midget dishwasher. The motherfucker's thiids big, yo. Drunk.... yeah. Pron ois on the televeishion. Whoooooo... Ghetto oven. Ghetto water facket. whooo.... Drunk, yeah. Bye bye,,, typing is so so so so hard when you're fucked up. Eyah. Debra was at the flame. She workds wqith my dad. and watched me make out with my girlfriend. Oopps... I'm not in the mood for sex. Thise is a problem. Kelly wants it. I don;tt. Seems to be a problem. Anyway. I want soup[. David is cooking some with the ghetto stove. So i think i'll go and have somew soup. i never type this fast whewn i'm sobe.r bye bye.